Well, I am worn out form my weekend. Stayed out late on saturyda and lifted heavy furniture on Sunday. Why oh why do I need a job? I am playing the lottl every day til i win like 100,000 bucks. Then I’ll buy a comic book shop get some 15 year old punk who can’t read and count (so I can pay him below minimum wage and he won’t be able to read the signs that I have to post up saying what minimum wage is…if you are wondering how he will work the register…bar code scanner).
-So, Spider-Man made $114 million in one weekend.
It has begun.
Marvel Comic books that are in the works already: The Punisher, Daredevil (starring Ben Affleck as Matt Murdock and Michael Clark Duncan as Kingpin (!)), The Hulk (you can see the teaser in the preview before Spidey), The Black Panther (Wesley Snipes has been trying to get this goiign forever but this influx might help it happen), and The Sub-Mariner (I’m serious)
So now that Spidey is out of the way, you might be wondering what Melanism is trying to see this summer:
May:
About A Boy
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Insomnia
Undercover Brother
June:
Minority Report (maybe..Spielberg is slipping)
July:
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Men in Black II
August:
XXX (only because the significant other sweats Vin Diesel)
Signs
Full Frontal
Simone
Jackass The Movie
A Guy Thing (starring Kevin Smith all-star Jason Lee)
That’s about it…
