Archive for November, 2005

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Movie of the Week: Walk The Line

November 30, 2005

First of all, if Joaquin Phoenix (who claims to have never have sang or played guitar) & Reese Witherspoon (who, sometimes, sounded BETTER than the original) could sing all of Johnny Cash & June Carter’s songs and not hurt the movie, there’s no reason that Jamie Foxx couldn’t have done the same. We know he CAN do a good Ray Charles singing voice.

Anyway, it was a great movie. Everyone was on their A-game. Joaquin & Reese should be nominated for Oscars, Golden Globes and People’s Choice Awards. And dare I say, Robert “T-1000″ Patrick might swing a nomination too.

I think Reese Witherspoon is underappreciated as an actress. But, once you do Legally Blonde 2, you leave yourself open for hate.

If you come to this movie expecting to find out about Johnny Cash and how he made such damn good music, you’ll be disappointed.

Don’t get me wrong. There’s plenty of music (can I once again mention Reese Witherspoon sounded really good?)

This movie was about Johnny Cash’s endless pursuit of June Carter.

It was like they went through Johnny Cash’s two biographies (which I want to read now) and filmed all the chapters that mentioned June Carter.

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Update: Go, Go Elizabeth, It’s Your Bah Mitzvah

November 30, 2005
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There’s nothing worse than…

November 29, 2005

…when someone ruins your joke with their real life tragedies.

Example:
“My boss was all over me like a cancer.”
“Yeah, my mom has cancer. It spreads really quickly.”
“….um, yeah.”

I know this sounds reallly insensitive but it very Debbie Downer-ish.

Let me have my joke and kill the vibe later.

I know I’m not the only one who feels this way…

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Rest in Peace, Mr. Miyagi

November 29, 2005


In honor of Pat Morita, I suggest you read The Sports Guy’s hilarious review of The Karate Kid Trilogy.

It always makes me laugh.

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Well, I’ve slipped.

November 28, 2005

I tried to go out and see a movie and Saturday but ended up at a piercing/tattoo spot where some friends got some work done.

Oh well.

Maybe I’ll do a double feature this week.

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Movies I’m Interested In Seeing: December

November 23, 2005

If you wanna come with me, lemme know*.

December 9th:
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Memoirs of a Geisha**
Brokeback Mountain***

December 14th:
King Kong

December 23rd:
Munich

December 25th:
Match Point

* Barring any awful reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
** No, I haven’t read the book and don’t plan to.
*** For the umpteenth time, I’m not gay.

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Happy Bah Mitzvah, Amber!

November 21, 2005

Times are tough for Ja Rule & The I.N.C.

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Movie of the Week: Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire

November 19, 2005

Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right… and what is easy.
–Albus Dumbledore

When all was said and done, it was another solid effort.

The second best Harry Potter movie (The best is still Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban).

Daniel Radcliffe is getting better as an actor.

This movie was pretty dark.

So it was unfortunate that Tabitha and I were hit with a seating double-whammy.

Behind us were little children ranging from 5-8 years old.

To the right of me were three teenage girls.

So behind us, one girl started crying at the King Kong preview during The Twenty so I knew we were in for a long night (she cried three more times during the movie). And, of course, there was the little boy who hadn’t mastered the art of whispering so he asked his mom questions in his outside voice.

And next to us, we had girls who probably had pictures of Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint in their lockers who every time they did anything, they went “Awwwww” or “He is sooooo cute” in unison (very scary).

It was definitely a good movie. I didn’t read the book so I don’t know what they left out. And I don’t plan to read the books until after the movies have finished.

I have committed to the cinematic version of “Harry Potter” so everything I’m watching follows a certain continuity and, unlike every comic book movie or adaptation of a beloved novel I see, I can enjoy it without nitpicking in the back of my mind and having “Well, why didn’t they do this or that?”.

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Superman Returns Teaser Trailer

November 18, 2005

I wanna hate but I can’t…

It’s Superman.

Something about Superman always makes you feel like a little kid.

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The Curse Strikes Again…

November 16, 2005