Archive for January, 2006

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78th Annual Academy Award Nominations

January 31, 2006

So the nominee list has been released today. A couple of comments/hating:

  • C’mon, despite all the bad press and mixed reviews, who didn’t think Munich was going to get nominated for best picture? I knew that the first time I saw the trailer.
  • Crash? Really? I don’t get the big whoopla about this movie. I saw it. It was okay. But best picture? Really? Naaaah. That’s what happens when you employ that many SAG members in one movie.
  • Peter Jackson got screwed out of a best director nod. When you force a studio to make a big financial gambit and it doesn’t pan out. He’ll be lucky if they let him make a one hour and 45 minute film.
  • Is this the first time Disney Animation has been shut out of the Best Animated Feature category? That Pixar sale couldn’t come fast enough for them.
  • I can’t wait to see them perform “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp” at the Oscars and Jon Stewart’s comment right after. Man, imagine if they had nominated “Whoop That Trick”?
  • Jon Stewart: Bad choice for a host. and I love Jon Stewart.
  • Nominations I’m happy about: Paul Giamatti, William Hurt & Amy Adams for Supporting Roles, Batman Begins for Cinematography.
  • Movies/People that should have been nominated: The Constant Gardener for Best Picture, Naomi Watts & Maria Bello for Best Actress
  • Movies I need to see before March 5th: Capote, Good Night, And Good Luck, Munich, The Squid & The Whale. After I see those, I can make my Oscar picks.
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R.I.P. Coretta Scott King

January 31, 2006

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DVR alert: Dave Chappelle on Oprah

January 30, 2006

Friday, February 3rd

I wonder if Chappelle’s skit about fathering Oprah’s love child will come up.

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WTF?!? #8,043

January 30, 2006


Big Momma’s House 2
opened with $28 Million and was #1 in the box office this week.

Maybe this is the uppiy negro in me but…seriously!?

For some perspective, Hotel Rwanda made a total of $23 million domestically.

You just couldn’t wait for the bootleg on 125th Street, Canal Street or Jamaica Avenue

You fools just got Black Knight 2 greenlighted.

I hope you’re happy with yourselves.

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Perfect Timing

January 30, 2006

I want to develop the kind of timing that allows me to ask an insightful yet rhetorical question and then walk away before the person has a chance to respond.

Seems to work for the kids on Grey’s Anatomy.

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Dave Chappelle’s Block Party trailer

January 27, 2006


I can’t even remember when I actually went to this. All I know it was a long time ago because we were all anticipating Chappelle Show season 3.

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Today’s Lesson…

January 26, 2006

Do Not FUCK With Oprah

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Four is the Magic Number

January 25, 2006

So I was watching Love Monkey (cute show but somebody owes Nick Hornby some money) and once again it another show where four individuals discuss love and relationships from a variety of angles and social situations.

But why is it always four?

Has society decided that for a unisex social circle to cover every angle, it needs to be a square?

Oh and one opposite sex friend that I will never sleep with (again?)

Everyone thinks Sex & The City started this trend but the real culprit is The Golden Girls.

Maybe that’s what’s missing from my life.

Three consistent male friends who like to have lunch with me and go out drinking at night.

And one female friend to contradict everything the three guys say.

According to my personal savior, The Great Television, that is what is keeping me from discovering to true meaning of life.

I’m accepting applications.

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Bye UPN and WB

January 24, 2006

This better not affect the following:

  • Veronica Mars
  • Smallville
  • Everybody Hates Chris
  • Girlfriends (it kills time on syndication)

Otherwise, bye Cuts and Eve and South Beach and Twins and Summerland and all those other crap shows that reminds us why we pay for cable.

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America’s Next Top Idol

January 24, 2006

Why do we still care about American Idol or America’s Next Top Model?

Between the winners and runner-ups of both those shows, only Kelly Clarkson is doing anything noteworthy (and no, Adrienne Curry getting engaged to the Brady guy and doing Playboy is not a step forward)

Obviously, this show doesn’t work.

But every year, it comes back stronger than ever.

And ruining the TV schedule because now I can’t watch Bones (to make room for Idol, they moved Bones to Wednesday at 9 PM up against Lost and Veronica Mars.)

America, give up.