I need to find a way to combine my loud drunkenness with my quiet shy soberness (without the hangovers and crippling narcolepsy)
Archive for September, 2008

Finish Your Collapse and Stay For Breakfast
September 24, 2008Do you ever meet someone and you get along great?
And then you start to imagine how it might end up, all the things that could go wrong, how in the end you won’t even be able to have nice conversations like you have now because of an attempt at romance.
And after that thought, you decide to keep things as they are?
No.
So it is just me.

The Law Of Diminishing Returns
September 22, 2008
The Beginning After the End
September 16, 2008So I was walking through Harlem on the way to the subway and I don’t know what sparked the thought (most likely whatever song was playing on my iPhone at the time) but it crossed my mind that more than four years ago, I was looking at engagement rings.
I can’t imagine this current version of myself being married, getting engaged or even getting to the point of thinking, “Do I want to spend the rest of my life with this person?” (I can barely tolerate people for more than 2 hours).
But four years ago, I was that guy.
In retrospect, I wish I blogged more about being that guy. I did in the old version of this site (that was more in the early going/lovey-dovey shit) but I usually avoided it because she would read this blog and so I censored myself.
Now I would love to remember what it was like.
Oh well.

Movie of the Week: Death Race
September 2, 2008

Mindless, testosterone-y fun.
Emphasis on “mindless.”
Sadly, 80% of the best scenes were in the trailer, just less graphic.
On another note, I expect to see Jason Stratham and Tyreese in movies like this, but JOAN ALLEN?!? C’mon, Joan. I understand the need to have some fun but Joan…Joan, no.


















