Movie of the Week: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
August 24, 2009
I really tried to enjoy this movie but Adult Sean kept preventing Childhood Sean from doing so.
For example, I couldn’t get past the bad acting, the corny script, the bad CGI and the fact that Snake Eyes had lips (?!?). Something so simple as “Snake Eyes wears a mask that has no lips and they couldn’t let it slide.
Also, why was Joseph Gordon-Levitt even in this movie? I’m pretty sure they didn’t use his voice (or didn’t need to) and he only had two scenes. What a waste of a good actor. Also why did they combine Cobra Commander and Dr. Mindbender?
Whatever, I still enjoyed it more than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen because this movie didn’t take itself as seriously.
My childhood screamed during the movie.