Posts Tagged ‘Television’

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Don’t Call Me During…: Midseason 2009 Edition (UPDATE)

January 5, 2009

I forgot East Bound and Down and Psych.

Damn you, television execs:

  • First of all, a moment of praise for the finale season of The Shield.  It has definitely set the bar for how you close out a drama.
  • Now, a moment of silence for Pushing Daisies, Dirty Sexy Money and  Eli Stone.
  • Shows that I can’t watch (at least live): The Reaper (Tuesdays at 9PM; CW) which sucks because I spent the whole summer catching up; House (Mondays at 8PM; FOX) which is Fringe and American Idol’s fault; Scrubs (Tuesdays at 9 PM; ABC) which sucks because a) it’s Zach Braff’s last season and b) word is the show is the best it has ever been; Chuck (Mondays at 8 PM; NBC) which I’ve rarely been able to watch live but I was hoping it got moved

Sunday (4.5 hours):

8:00 - 8:30 PM: The Simpsons (FOX)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Desperate Housewives (ABC)
9:00- 10:00 PM: Big Love (HBO) I don’t even remember how last season ended (1/18)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
10:00 - 10:30 PM: Flight of the Conchords (HBO) (1/18)
10:30 - 11:00 PM: East Bound and Down (HBO) It stars Danny McBride.  That’s all I need to know. (1/18)

Monday (5 hours):

8:00 - 9:00 PM: Gossip Girl (CW)
8:00 - 8:30 PM: The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
8:30 - 9:00 PM: How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Heroes (NBC)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: 24 (FOX) - The trailers look promising. Almeida lives! (1/11)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Castle (ABC) - It stars Nathan Fillion.  Nuff said (3/9)

Tuesday (5 hours):

8:00 - 9:00 PM: 90210 (CW)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Fringe (FOX) - Beyond watching for Jasika, this show has gotten really good lately
9:00 - 10:00 PM: The Mentalist (CBS)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Cupid (ABC) - I used to love the original with Jeremy Piven. Hopefully second times a charm (although they already had their episode order cut) (3/24)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Nip/Tuck (FX) - I’m a little bummed that Katee Sackhoff isn’t going to be on this season (1/6)

Wednesday (3 hours):

9:00 - 10:00 PM: Lost (ABC) - WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!! (1/21)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Life on Mars (ABC)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Damages (FX) I’m really curious how this season is going to play out considering the first season made it seem like it was a one-and-done show but DAMN if that isn’t an awesome cast with William Hurt, Marcia Gay Harden and Timothy Olyphant coming on board (1/7)

Thursday (5.5 hours):

8:00 - 9:00 PM: Bones (FOX) - I wasn’t loving Ugly Betty that much this season.  At least, not much as Bones
8:00 - 8:30 PM: My Name Is Earl (NBC)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) - Well, they didn’t give Izzie a brain tumor per se…
9:00 - 9:30 PM: The Office (NBC) - I miss Amy Ryan
9:30 - 10:00 PM: 30 Rock (NBC) - I hope we are done with the guest stars
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Private Practice (ABC)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Kings (NBC) - Sounds interesting but has anything new on NBC not been canceled (3/19)

Friday (5 hours):

8:00 - 9:00 PM: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (FOX) - I’m glad I get to watch this regularly again.
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Friday Night Lights (NBC) - It’s been really hard to not watch it via torrents or read the recaps on The Onion’s TV Club or What’s Alan Watching (1/16)
9:00 - 10:00 PM: Dollhouse (FOX) - Fox gives Joss Whedon and Elisha Dushku another chance (or is it the other way around) (2/13)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Battlestar Galactica (SCIFI) - The final episodes.  Too many good shows have ended. (1/16)
10:00 - 11:00 PM: Psych (USA) (1/9)

Saturday (1.5 hours):

11:30 PM - 1:00 AM: Saturday Night Live (NBC)

29.5 hours total (although some of these shows will not be on the air at the same time)

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2008: 15 Favorite Television Shows

December 29, 2008

I tried to do a top 10 but there are just too many shows to choose from.

Sadly, a few of these shows won’t be back on the list again.

In alphabetical order

  1. 30 Rock (NBC)
  2. Battlestar Galactica (SCI-FI)
  3. Burn Notice (USA)
  4. Chuck (NBC)
  5. Generation Kill (HBO)
  6. Gossip Girl (CW)
  7. How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
  8. In Treatment (HBO)
  9. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX)
  10. Lost (ABC)
  11. Mad Men (AMC)
  12. The Office (NBC)
  13. Pushing Daisies (ABC)
  14. The Shield (FX)
  15. The Wire (HBO)
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Lost Season Five Cast Photo

December 10, 2008

Lost Season Five Cast

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SNL - Jizz In My Pants

December 8, 2008

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Scene from Lost Season Five Season Premiere

December 4, 2008

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Battlestar Galactica Season Four Promo

November 25, 2008

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Sesame Street: 30 Rocks

November 23, 2008

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America, You Let Me Down Again

November 22, 2008
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Lost Season Five Poster

November 21, 2008

lostseason5posterrealI can’t wait!

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Who Wants to Play Paper-Rock-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?

November 18, 2008
  • lizardspockScissors cuts paper.
  • Paper covers rock.
  • Rock crushes lizard.
  • Lizard poisons Spock.
  • Spock smashes scissors.
  • Scissors decapitates lizard.
  • Lizard eats paper.
  • Paper disproves Spock.
  • Spock vaporizes rock.
  • And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

P.S. I love The Big Bang Theory