Movie of the Week: The Sentinel

It sucked. Worst movie I have seen this year. This includes movies I have rented and have sat through completely on cable.

I wish I had brought a pen and a pad so I could write down every stupid, illogical thing that happened just to move the story along. Everyone who claims how illogical 24 is should see this movie so you know it can get worse.

A couple of random thoughts:

  • Eva Longoria needs a new agent. There was no reason for her to be in this movie.
  • Kiefer Sutherland was the best part about the movie but even he was going through the motions
  • Michael Douglas must have a list of actress he thinks are hot and he’d like to make out with on screen. He must have been watching cable and saw L.A. Confidential or something and said “Shit, I totally forgot about Kim Bassinger!”
  • If you can’t figure out who the mole is 30 minutes into the movie, you should stick with comedies and romances.
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