Dear MTA

If you are going to paint the rafters in your subway stations, please put “Wet Paint” signs on BOTH sides of it so that somebody won’t accidentally get red paint all over his leather coat.

Hypothetically speaking.

I will also be setting up a hypothetical PayPal account so people can make hypothetical donations towards my hypothetical cleaning bill.


One thought on “Dear MTA

  1. o damn. the sad thing is it shouldn’t be cool enough in may to be wearing a leather jacket. sucks all around.

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