Body Count: 2
Here’s the story of a man named Bauer,
Who was busy with two boys of his own,
They were three men, killing all together,
Yet they were all alone.
These are the days of our lives:
- I think the radiation transformed the p*ssy from the first four hours into the Jack Bauer who can kill 12 men in 10 minutes.
- Jack Bauer. CTU agent and Rescue 911.
- HOLY SHIT! Jack’s brother is the leader of the Bluetooth cabal!!! His own brother tried to frame him for President Palmer’s murder AND tried to have him killed.
- Annnnnnd now we know why…Graham’s wife got sloppy Bauer seconds. This is like The Count of Monte Bauer.
- Jack was clearly slumming with Audrey and Kate Warner.
- Hm. Josh looks more like Jack…..uh oh.
- Graham did not inherit the Bauer chin.
- Jack Bauer is not his brother’s keeper.
- Are there still warnings on plastic bags about suffocating? if so, Jack Bauer just ignored them.