Kill Count: 15 (+1)
Today I’m just going to post a text message conversation I had with Peanut after watching last night’s two hour episode.
Peanut: I heart Rory Cochrane! Walker is a moron. I have more opinions, but I want to make sure you watched before I share
Me: Oh God, Agent Freckles. All her actions are based on one principle: What Would Bauer NOT Do?
Peanut: No shit.
Me: Jack should have put the president in one of his creepy chokeholds: “Don’t fight it, Madame President”
Peanut: Seriously. Are there any montages of his date rapist scenes?
Me: There should be. We should get right on that.
Peanut: And what kind of terrorist has a hugh picture of his target under a scroll of maps & blueprints?
Me: Seriously! Did any of his men NOT know what the White House looked like? They weren’t even going through the front door.
Peanut: I know! So ridiculous! And Dubaku Jr. is a dumbass if he can’t shoot Walker mid-doggie paddle when he’s in a boat w/ a semi-automatic or whatever he was packin’!