Kill Count: 25 (0)
I thought I would try something different this time around and keep log of my thoughts as they happened. The time syncs with my cable box clock and not the shows clock:
9:03 PM: How the fuck did they set all this shit up in less than five minutes? Banner? Scripts?
9:06 PM: There’s the liberal voice Janane Garofalo was supposed to bring. But of course the conservative Jack Bauer made sure she didn’t have a good answer
9:07 PM: Mary Lynn lost that baby weight quick!
9:08 PM: Will Chloe finally confess her deep and unrelenting love for Jack?
9:09 PM: Chloe makes a crying face like a kid who didn’t get a pony for her birthday
9:10 PM: I’m sorry. I’ve seen enough terrorist videos on CNN these to know that he would wear a mask. I know they want to frame him but how about a little authenticity
9:16 PM: Well it didn’t take Chloe long to find Jabraan. Take notes, Janis.
9:17 PM: Is Jack finally going to get to shoot someone? The first body is going to have dust in the bullet wound
9:18 PM: This really is the birth of White Sherry Palmer. All we need are her eyes to go yellow like Anakin in Revenge of the Sith
9:19 PM: How are going to arrange a hit while you are inside The White House, probably using their laptops?
9:20 PM: “Robert Tibbet is my new name?…sounds like a dog breed” – Crazy Uncle Jonas Hodges
9:21 PM: Can Hodges say anything without it turning into a soliloquy from Hamlet?
9:26 PM: It’s not the virus that’s hurting Jack, it’s the not shooting people that is
9:27 PM: “I know you…” I bet there are pictures of Jack Bauer in mosques everywhere.
9:31 PM: 2 minutes to upload that video? Ha! Not on Youtube or Vimeo
9:33 PM: Ok, he’s selling this script to his brother a little too well.
9:39 PM: You disappoint me, WSP. Your journey to the dark side was almost complete but somehow I think the hit is still going to happen
9:41 PM: Agent Freckles would love to forgive you, Jack. And by “forgive” I mean “have sex with”
9:45 PM: If that was WSP’s hitman who killed Hodges, how’d he wire a car bomb in a secure facility?
9:52 PM: Get it together, WSP! That dude is going to shoot you in the park. Luckily you have Super Secret Service Agent Aaron Pierce watching your evil ass
9:53 PM: Sure Agent Freckles, let the guy with memory lapses and a shaky hand take point.
9:54 PM: Just the anticipation of gunplay has got Jack feeling better. A little extra pep in his step.
9:55 PM: NOOOO, AMIR! You stole a kill from Jack. That kill might have saved his life! He needs to feed like a vampire.
9:57 PM: Ha! The metro is never on time. This plan is doomed to fail.
Next week: Jack tortures, Jack meets up with Tony again, Kim and her stem cells come back.